My human has brought another piece of plastic into my domain. From what I can gather, this "Funko Pop!" is a small, motionless effigy of some wheezing villain from their space opera. It is, by their own admission, an object for a "desk/bedroom shelf," meaning its primary function is to gather dust and occupy a potentially excellent sunbeam spot. Its vinyl c…
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My human seems to have acquired yet another box of those infuriatingly tiny plastic bricks from the "LEGO" corporation. This one assembles into a gra…
So, you’ve brought home a collection of flimsy, colorful paper squares from a company called "Mattel." I see. They typically make loud plastic contra…
My human has presented me with a box containing three plastic dolls, or "action figures" as they call them. They are apparently famous villains from …
It seems my Human has acquired yet another box of tiny, colorful plastic rectangles he will obsessively click together for hours. The end result, fro…