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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Star Trek Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Star Trek
Golden Badge Reveals Secret Passage to the Dreamies
Our critic dismisses the combadge as mere metal until its reflected sunbeam traces a golden arrow directly to the treat cupboard, earning it strategic alliance status.

My human seems to have acquired yet another small, shiny piece of metal. They refer to it as a "Communicator" from one of their space-faring television programs, which I occasionally watch from the arm of the sofa. From my superior vantage point, I can deduce this is not a toy. It's a pin, approximately two inches of molded metal meant for adornment, not am…

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Image of Star Trek Voyager Ds9 Communicator Replica Uniform Pin Gold
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
My golden ally in snack acquisition.
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