My human seems to have acquired yet another small, shiny piece of metal. They refer to it as a "Communicator" from one of their space-faring television programs, which I occasionally watch from the arm of the sofa. From my superior vantage point, I can deduce this is not a toy. It's a pin, approximately two inches of molded metal meant for adornment, not am…
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My human, you have brought another object into my kingdom for judgment. This appears to be a small, rubbery effigy of the pointy-eared fellow from yo…
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