My human has, once again, mistaken a piece of brightly colored foam for a source of entertainment. This "Vortex Aero Howler" is essentially a glorified projectile, designed for their clumsy, two-legged games of catch. It purports to travel great distances, a feat of little consequence within the finite kingdom of this living room. However, I will concede tw…
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My human has presented me with this... device. It appears to be a tool for their bizarre ritual of re-inflating the large, bouncy orbs they occasiona…
My human has, in his infinite and baffling wisdom, affixed a strange apparatus to the back of the bedroom door. It appears to be a miniature shrine f…
My human has presented me with what they call a "soccer goal." From my superior vantage point on the sofa, it appears to be a garishly yellow, open-a…
My human, in a fit of what can only be described as misguided ambition, has procured a large bag full of poles, strings, and various objects for flin…
So, the Human has brought home what appears to be a miniature effigy of some loud, confusing bipedal sport. This 'Nerfoop' involves a plastic backboa…