My human seems to believe my sophisticated intellect can be entertained by a large, plastic man-doll in a garish red and blue onesie. They call it "Spider-Man." It is, apparently, a "Titan Hero," though its heroism seems to consist entirely of standing still and looking vaguely athletic. I am told it has the potential to make noises and fire projectiles, a …
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My human, in his infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured another plastic idol for his shelf-shrine. This one, a "Spider-Man," appears to be…
So, The Human, in their infinite ignorance, has brought home another piece of plastic destined to gather dust on a high shelf. This one is from "Marv…
My human seems to believe my sophisticated life of napping, grooming, and judging has a void that can only be filled by a loud, plastic ground-vehicl…
So, the human has presented me with this... plastic clamshell. It pathetically mimics the warm, humming device they stare at all day, but this versio…
My human has presented me with another plastic effigy for my consideration, this one a small man-doll in a garish red and blue suit they call a "Spid…
So, the Staff has presented me with another gaudy plastic contraption, ostensibly for the loud, clumsy human kitten. From what I can gather through m…