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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Spawn Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: McFarlane Toys
Pete Declares Himself Synthesis of Darkness and Light
Confronted by tiny plastic embodiments of chaos and order, Pete resolves the philosophical standoff by sitting directly on the comic between them and pronouncing himself the superior of both.

My Human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has brought home more plastic effigies to clutter his desk. These are two diminutive figures, one cloaked in shadows and the other in a stark, sterile white, accompanied by a flimsy paper booklet. They are apparently "Page Punchers," though their five points of articulation suggest any punchi…

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Image of McFarlane Toys - Spawn Page Punchers 2pk Spawn and Anti-Spawn 3in Action Figures with Comic
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
An adequate throne for a superior being.
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