My Human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has brought home more plastic effigies to clutter his desk. These are two diminutive figures, one cloaked in shadows and the other in a stark, sterile white, accompanied by a flimsy paper booklet. They are apparently "Page Punchers," though their five points of articulation suggest any punchi…
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My human has, with a startling lack of judgment, acquired what appears to be a pair of plastic idols. One is a rather grim-looking female in overly c…
My Staff has procured another piece of plastic statuary, this time from a maker called McFarlane Toys, a brand apparently known for its obsessive, ne…
Ah, yes. My human has brought another piece of static art into my domain. This "Spawn Statue" from McFarlane Toys is, from what I can gather, a monum…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a small, plastic man-doll. They call it "Spawn." From…
My Human, in their infinite and often misguided quest to please me, has presented this... box of plastic dolls for my review. From what I can gather,…