So, my Human has presented me with this… *thing*. It’s a SUPIREO brand remote-controlled plastic dog, a sterile white effigy of my natural nemesis. The gist is that the Human can pilot this noisy contraption from afar, making it perform a litany of profoundly undignified actions like "dancing," "push-ups," and even a "handstand." It can supposedly follow yo…
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So, my Human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured another plastic noisemaker from the Hamourd entity. This one is a bipedal au…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has procured a plastic automaton from a brand called Hamourd. It is, ostensibly, a …
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My human has presented me with this... object. From what I can gather through a brief, disdainful glance, it is a small, plastic automaton designed t…
So, the human has brought a *robot dog* into my domain. From what I can gather, it's a small, white plastic creature, a mockery of a true canine, tha…