A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Robot Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: SUPIREO
Plastic Canine Outsmarted by Velvet Curtain Terrain
Pete allows a programmable robot dog a provisional stay after luring it into the curtain gauntlet, where its follow function proves no match for intimate knowledge of the living room.

So, my Human has presented me with this… *thing*. It’s a SUPIREO brand remote-controlled plastic dog, a sterile white effigy of my natural nemesis. The gist is that the Human can pilot this noisy contraption from afar, making it perform a litany of profoundly undignified actions like "dancing," "push-ups," and even a "handstand." It can supposedly follow yo…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
A clumsy stalker, but instructive enough.
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