Pete's Expert Summary
My Human has presented me with a heavy, metallic rectangle that apparently has some deep, spiritual significance to his species. It is called a "Power Morpher," and its sole purpose seems to be making loud, electronic squawks and flashing lights when one of the included shiny, clinking discs is inserted. I must admit, the diecast metal coins possess a certain heft and would likely skitter across the hardwood floor in a most satisfying manner if liberated from their plastic prison. The main device, however, seems designed for a human to clip to their belt, an act of self-decoration I find utterly baffling. While the lights might provide a moment's distraction, the overall lack of soft surfaces, feathers, or catnip-infusion suggests this is largely a waste of my valuable napping time, meant more for the Human's strange nostalgia than for any practical application of play.
Key Features
- ICONIC POWER MORPHER PREMIUM COLLECTIBLE: This Power Rangers Lightning Collection Power Morpher has premium painted details and design inspired by the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers series
- COLLECTIBLE DIECAST POWER COINS: Swap out the Power Coins to unlock sounds and light up the morpher with colors inspired by each of the original Power Rangers: Mastodon, Pterodactyl, Triceratops, Sabertooth Tiger, and Tyrannosaurus
- INSPIRED BY THE OG MORPHER: The premium detail and design of this Power Morpher collectible is inspired by the first morpher in the history of Power Rangers
- IMAGINE, COSPLAY, OR DISPLAY: Use the included display stand to show off this premium collectible, or clip it to your belt for a legendary cosplay look
- PART OF THE POWER RANGERS LIGHTNING COLLECTION: Look for more collectible figures and premium roleplay items in the Lightning Collection. Each sold separately. Subject to availability
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The ceremony began at dusk. The Human, whom I permit to cohabitate this space, returned with a rectangular shrine, handling it with a reverence usually reserved for the opening of a fresh can of tuna. I observed from my perch on the back of the sofa, my gray fur a perfect camouflage against the cushions, only the twitch of my white-tipped tail betraying my interest. He carefully unwrapped the offering, revealing a silver and red brick that gleamed under the lamp light. My initial assessment was bleak: it was inert, scentless, and decidedly not edible. Then came the relics. Five heavy, golden coins, each etched with the visage of some crude beast. He picked one up—a creature with a snarling, saber-toothed face—and held it as if it were a sacred key. With a delicate *click*, he slotted the coin into the central altar of the device. A palpable tension filled the room; my ears swiveled forward, capturing the faint hum of latent energy. The Human held the device aloft, his face a mask of grim determination, and pressed a crimson button on its side. A shriek of electronic noise ripped through the quiet evening, followed by a blinding flash of yellow light that pulsed across the walls. The device bellowed, “SABERTOOTH TIGER!” in a synthetic voice that made the fur on my back stand up. I crouched low, my sophisticated feline brain processing the event not as play, but as a deeply flawed summoning ritual. My Human was attempting to conjure a giant, prehistoric cat into my living room, a clear violation of territorial law. For a harrowing second, I expected a spectral tiger to materialize and challenge my dominion over the sunbeam by the window. When the lights and noise subsided and no rival appeared, my terror melted into a familiar, comforting cynicism. The artifact was a fraud. A noisy, flashy failure. The Human placed it on a special black stand on the bookshelf, where it now sits, silent and impotent. It is, by all accounts, a useless object. And yet… as I feign sleep, I watch those heavy, golden coins. The Human has left them on the table. I can practically feel the glorious, weighty slide one would make across the floor with a single, well-placed paw. The ritual may be a bust, but its components have potential. Tremendous potential.
