My human, in their infinite and often questionable wisdom, has procured what appears to be a small platoon of plastic skeletons from a company named "Dumwick." These are, apparently, "Titan 13 Action Figures." They are 3D-printed, which I deduce means they will have a uniquely rough, scratchable texture, and they arrive pre-assembled, saving me the indignit…
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My human, in its infinite and baffling wisdom, has brought home a box of tiny plastic rectangles from the brand known as LEGO. From what I can gather…
My human seems to believe that my life's ambition is to interact with small, plastic effigies of their kind. This latest offering is a six-inch "Supe…
My Human has procured another plastic totem, this one a small, winged hominid they call 'Falcon.' It is apparently part of a larger tribe of 'Marvel …
My human has presented me with another offering, a large, garishly-clad effigy of a male figure from a brand they call "DC Comics." Apparently, this …
My human has presented me with what they call a "collectible." From my vantage point on the heated bed, it appears to be a small, plastic man-figurin…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what they call a "collectible action figure." From my analysis, it is a…