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Pete's Toy Box: New Action Figure

2025 New Assembly Completed-Titan 13 Action Figure,Dummy Robot 13 Action Figures Set,3D Printed Multi-Jointed Action Figures,Nova 13 Action Figure for Collectors Desktop Decorations (5pcs)

By: Dumwick

Pete's Expert Summary

My human, in their infinite and often questionable wisdom, has procured what appears to be a small platoon of plastic skeletons from a company named "Dumwick." These are, apparently, "Titan 13 Action Figures." They are 3D-printed, which I deduce means they will have a uniquely rough, scratchable texture, and they arrive pre-assembled, saving me the indignity of watching my staff fumble with instructions. Their key feature is being "multi-jointed," allowing for various poses. This translates to many delightful angles from which to launch a surprise attack. While their destiny as "desktop decorations" is an insult to their potential as projectile objects, the included tiny weapons are practically begging to be stolen and hidden beneath the heaviest piece of furniture in the house. This could be a worthy diversion, or it could be five flimsy statues taking up a perfectly good sunning spot. The jury is still out.

Key Features

  • 【Titan 13 Multi Jointed Action Figures】Each joint of the Titan 13 robot action figure is fully movable, allowing for a variety of poses and movements. It also comes with three different hand shapes and four weapon options for fun styling capabilities
  • 【Premium Quality Materials】All nova 13 action figures are produced using 3D printers and are made from ABS and plastic. Choose from a wide range of colours to combine unique colours to personalise the dummy robot 13 action figure to suit preferences or create eye-catching designs.
  • 【Assembly Complete】These action figures are assembled from plastic material, so you can personalise the robot figure with striking poses to your liking. In the meantime, we have the Titan 13 Robot Action Figure assembled and ready to play with when you receive it.
  • 【Unique Design】Our nova 13 action figure is more than just a Robot Action Figure, it can also be used for table tops, backpacks, and other great decorations that can be posed in a variety of action-packed poses to add a touch of style to any space.
  • 【Perfect Gift】The titan 13 action figure is ideal for robotics enthusiasts and collectors, perfect for birthdays, Christmas, holidays, any celebration or special occasion.

A Tale from Pete the Cat

The operation commenced under the cover of darkness, with the only illumination coming from the soft, rhythmic glow of the sleeping modem. My target: the human's desk, now occupied by five silent invaders. They stood in a perfect, stoic line, a multi-colored squad of plastic automatons. The Architect, as I call my human, had arranged them as if for inspection. A red one, clearly the leader, held a ridiculously small sword. A blue one knelt. A garish yellow one seemed to be waving. It was a silent, inscrutable tableau. I made the leap from the floor to the chair, and then to the desk, a gray shadow moving without a sound. My initial reconnaissance involved a low, rumbling purr of interrogation. They did not respond. I circled them, my white-tipped tail twitching with analytical contempt. Bringing my nose close, I detected the faint, sterile scent of ABS plastic. I nudged the red leader with the tip of my nose. As advertised, its "multi-jointed" leg buckled, and it tipped forward, its sword clattering softly against the wood. The line was broken. The formation was compromised. This was no mere static decoration. This was a puzzle box of kinetic potential. I ignored the kneeling blue one—too much respect for a piece of plastic—and focused on the waving yellow figure. A single, well-aimed pat from my paw sent it skittering across the polished surface. It didn't fly far; its lightweight, 3D-printed form lacked the satisfying heft of a glass paperweight. But its journey was erratic, tumbling end over end before coming to rest near the edge of the abyss. One more tap... yes. It fell silently onto the rug below. One down. I turned my attention back to the remaining three. They were no longer a unit, but a collection of opportunities. I delicately hooked a claw around the red one's tiny sword. It came free with minimal effort. This, I decided, was a worthy tribute. I picked it up in my mouth, the ridged plastic of the 3D-printing process a curious sensation on my tongue, and hopped down. The Architect could arrange these "Dumwick" figures however they wished. I would be the agent of chaos who curated the scene. They were not toys to be chased, but props to be rearranged, disarmed, and occasionally "lost" in the line of duty. This desk had just become my own personal theater of war. They were, I concluded, worthy of my editorial oversight.

Marvel Avengers Captain America: Brave New World Flight Mode Action Figure with Accessories, 9-Inch-Scale (22 cm) Super Hero Toys for Kids Ages 4+

By: Marvel

Pete's Expert Summary

My human has presented me with another plastic effigy, this one clad in the garish blue of a summer sky I only see through a window. It's a "Captain America" figure from a brand called Marvel, which seems to specialize in these loud, humanoid totems. At a respectable nine inches, it's large enough for a proper wrestle, but its true potential lies in its gimmickry. A squeeze of its legs produces a sudden, flapping motion from wings that pop out of its back—a feature clearly designed to provoke a pounce from a superior being such as myself. Furthermore, it comes with small, lose-able bits: a helmet and a shield. While the figure itself is likely a waste of perfectly good plastic, these accessories hold immense promise for being batted under the heaviest furniture in the house. It might just be worth waking up for.

Key Features

  • 9 INCH (22 CM) MARVEL TOY: Imagine high-flying action and adventure with this 9-inch-tall Captain America: Brave New World figure, featuring awesome pop-out wings, removable helmet, and shield accessory
  • CHARACTER-INSPIRED ACCESSORIES: This Captain America toy comes with multiple accessories, including a helmet and iconic shield
  • FLIGHT MODE: Kids ages 4 and up will love squeezing the legs of this Marvel action figure for flight mode, activating Cap’s awesome pop-up wings
  • WINGS LOCK IN PLACE: When in flight mode, kids can push up the button on the back of the Marvel Avengers toy to lock the wings in place
  • ENCOURAGES IMAGINITIVE PLAY: Marvel toys encourage creative, imaginative play, so kids imagine their own exciting stories and battles with this Super Hero action figure
  • MORE TO COLLECT: Look for more Marvel Captain America toys to build a collection of Super Heroes and villains
  • COOL MARVEL GIFTS FOR KIDS: Marvel toys for boys and girls make great kid gifts for birthdays and holidays (Each sold separately. Subject to availability.)

A Tale from Pete the Cat

I was in the midst of a particularly profound meditation on the existential nature of the red dot when the peace of my sunbeam was shattered. The human, with all the subtlety of a falling sack of kibble, knelt before me, presenting a new idol on a gaudy cardboard altar. It was a silent, blue-clad sentinel, its face a mask of stoic indifference. I gave it a slow blink of utter contempt. Another plastic tribute to the loud, flashy nonsense that fills their glowing rectangle. I had already decided to ignore it into oblivion when the human performed the summoning ritual. With a dull *click-clack*, two great wings burst from the sentinel's back. My meditation was forgotten. The fur along my spine prickled. This was no static offering; this was a challenge. The sentinel stood there, wings agape, a silent declaration of its presence in my domain. The human, oblivious to the gravity of the situation, placed the figure on the floor and retreated. I descended from my armchair throne, my movements fluid and deliberate. I circled the effigy, tail held low and twitching. It smelled of the factory, a sterile and unimpressive scent. I extended a single, perfect claw and tapped the round disc it held. The "shield" clattered to the hardwood, a delightful, skittering sound that spoke directly to my soul. This, I understood, was the first test. I ignored the sentinel and gave chase to the disc, batting it expertly until it vanished into the dark realm beneath the sofa. A worthy tribute. I returned to the stationary figure. Its helmet, a flimsy-looking piece of plastic, was the next offering. A deft hook of my paw, a quick flick of the wrist, and it was mine. I picked it up in my mouth—its texture was disappointingly smooth, but its size was perfect. I paraded it around the room once before depositing it in the human's water glass, a clear message of conquest. The blue sentinel was now disarmed, de-helmeted, and frankly, a bit sad-looking with its wings permanently locked open. As a whole, it was a failure. It did not move on its own, it did not taste of chicken, and its stoicism was profoundly boring. However, as a dispenser of fine, bat-able accessories, it had proven its worth. The sentinel itself could remain as a monument to my victory, a reminder to all other plastic intruders that I, Pete, am the final arbiter of what is, and is not, worthy of play in this kingdom. It passed, but only in pieces.

Marvel Studios Captain America Brave New World, Titan Hero Series, 12-Inch Captain America Action Figure, Super Hero Toys for Kids 4 and Up

By: Marvel

Pete's Expert Summary

My human has procured another plastic effigy from the Marvel institution, this one a winged man they call Captain America. It’s a sizable doll, a full foot tall, which makes it a respectable opponent for a vigorous batting session should the mood strike. The primary appeal, however, is not the figure itself—which is doomed to stand there collecting dust—but the small, detachable shiny disc it comes with. This "shield" holds immense promise for skittering across the hardwood, a far more noble purpose than whatever "saving the world" entails. Ultimately, the figure is an immobile piece of plastic; without a motor, a laser, or a single feather, it risks becoming just another large, uninteresting obstacle between me and the food bowl. Its value will be determined by how satisfyingly it topples from the mantelpiece.

Key Features

  • STEP INTO A BRAVE NEW WORLD: Kids will have a blast imagining themselves Sam Wilson on his latest mission to save the world as the heroic Captain America!
  • LARGER SCALE ACTION FIGURE FOR BIG ADVENTURES: Action-packed play battles against the villainous Red Hulk aren't complete without this 12-inch-scale Captain America toy. (Other figures sold separately. Subject to availability.)
  • INCLUDES CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD: Action figure comes with his iconic shield with updated movie-inspired deco
  • BRANDED DISPLAY BOX FOR COLLECTABILITY OR DISPLAY: Captain America figure is packed in an open window box with Marvel Studios movie branding
  • PART OF HASBRO'S TITAN HERO SERIES: Compatible with most figures and accessories from the Titan Hero Series
  • EPIC MARVEL GIFTS FOR SUPER HERO FANS: The latest Sam Wilson action figure will make an awesome Captain America gift for boys and girls 4 and up
  • BUILD OUT A BRAVE NEW WORLD: Look for more toys inspired by Marvel Studios' latest movie where kids can get inspired create their very own adventurous battles! (Each sold separately. Subject to availability.)

A Tale from Pete the Cat

It appeared after one of my more luxurious afternoon naps, a silent, winged sentinel standing guard on the coffee table. From my vantage point on the velvet armchair, I saw it not as a man, but as a new and exotic species of bird that had somehow infiltrated my domain. Its plumage was a bizarre combination of blue and red with a plasticky sheen, and its wings were held in a rigid, unnatural pose. It made no sound. It had no scent. My predator's mind whirred, attempting to categorize this strange intruder. It was a hunter's paradox: clearly avian in form, yet utterly devoid of the chaotic, flitting energy that makes a true bird worthy of the chase. I began the stalk. A slow, liquid pour off the armchair, landing with practiced silence on the Persian rug. My belly was low to the ground, my gray and white form a mere shadow in the afternoon light. I kept my gaze fixed upon the creature, employing the slow, deliberate blink that communicates both casual superiority and imminent doom. The bird-thing did not respond. It simply stared forward with painted-on eyes, its expression one of dull surprise. This was insulting. A proper adversary would at least have the decency to acknowledge its impending subjugation. I crept closer, the tip of my tail a metronome of burgeoning frustration. Finally, I was within striking distance. I rose up on my hind legs for a better look. That’s when I saw it. Tucked beside the creature was its nest, or perhaps an egg. It was a perfect circle, a dazzling disc of red, white, and blue. The bird-thing itself may have been a stoic failure, but this shiny offering... this held potential. With a flick of my paw, I sent the "egg" spinning. It flew from the table and skittered across the hardwood floor with a most satisfying *clack-clack-clatter*. The winged statue was forgotten. It was a gaudy, lifeless decoy, a monumental disappointment as prey. But its circular shield was a masterpiece of kinetic engineering, a perfect puck for a game of my own invention. I have since wedged the Captain figure behind a stack of the human's boring paper rectangles, where its vacant stare can't judge me. The shield, however, is a treasure. It currently resides under the refrigerator, a trophy from my victorious encounter with the strangest bird I have ever conquered.

Godzilla x Kong Drownviper Action Figure, Monsterverse, 7 inch, Deluxe

By: Godzilla

Pete's Expert Summary

It appears the humans have acquired a plastic idol of some lurid, multi-limbed sea serpent they call a "Drownviper." According to the packaging, this 7-inch totem is a deluxe adversary for other, larger plastic titans, meant for reenacting mindless cinematic violence. From my superior vantage point on the sofa, I see its potential. Its articulated joints suggest it can be knocked over from a variety of angles, and its serpentine form offers numerous appendages for tactical batting. The primary question is whether its plastic offers a satisfying "thump" when swatted from the coffee table or if it's merely another hollow, lightweight piece of clutter destined to gather dust. Its worthiness will be determined by its heft and its trajectory in flight.

Key Features

  • GVK - 6IN DROWN VIPER

A Tale from Pete the Cat

The thing arrived in a clear prison, a box plastered with garish colors and aggressive lettering. The female human, whom I permit to provide my meals, liberated the creature with a series of tears and snaps. She placed the blue-and-purple beast on the hardwood floor, a silent offering. I observed it from a distance, tail giving a slow, judgmental flick. It was a statue, frozen in a pose of impotent rage. An insult. My naps are more dynamic than this. Curiosity, that most undignified of feline instincts, eventually compelled me to descend. I circled the Drownviper, sniffing. It smelled of industry and long sea voyages in a cardboard box. I gave its snake-like head a tentative pat. It rocked slightly, its plastic joints creaking a silent protest. A second, more forceful swat sent it clattering onto its side. Better. I discovered I could hook a claw into its arm joint and drag it, creating a delightfully disruptive scraping sound across the floorboards. The human giggled, missing the point entirely. This wasn't play; it was a materials test. My investigation escalated. I pounced, bringing my full, luxurious weight upon the creature's torso. My intent was to pin it, to assert my dominance over this inanimate challenger. But as my teeth closed around its side—more for leverage than a genuine bite—something gave way. *Click.* A piece of its flank popped off, revealing a ghastly, painted-on wound beneath. I froze, the small piece of plastic now lying beside the main body. My eyes widened. It wasn't a statue. It was a puzzle box. A vessel containing a hidden, smaller toy. The large, wounded serpent was now irrelevant, a mere husk. The *real* prize was this new, smaller, lighter piece of plastic. It was the perfect size. I tapped it with my paw, and it skittered magnificently across the polished floor, a frantic little shape disappearing under the entertainment center. Oh, yes. The hunt was on. The large monster was a bore, but its detachable battle damage? That was a toy worthy of a king. The humans can keep the big, clumsy part; its secret is mine now.

Marvel Studios Captain America Brave New World, 12-Inch Deluxe Captain America Action Figure, Shield & Accessories, Super Hero Toys for Kids 4 and Up

By: Marvel

Pete's Expert Summary

My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured another plastic effigy. This one, a so-called "Captain America," is a rather large, 12-inch humanoid doll from the "Marvel" universe, the same source as the noisy light-box entertainment that so often interrupts my mid-afternoon slumbers. Its primary appeal, from my superior vantage point, lies not in the figure itself—which is doomed to stand statically or be knocked over—but in its detachable components. A shield and, most intriguingly, a set of wings, present themselves as prime candidates for being batted into the dark abyss beneath the sofa. The figure is a mere vessel; its accessories are the potential treasures that might just make this interruption worthwhile. The box, with its viewing window, was also a promising temporary lair, but was predictably discarded with criminal haste.

Key Features

  • DELUXE FIGURE FOR BIGGER ADVENTURES: Action-packed play battles against the villainous Red Hulk aren't complete without this deluxe 12-inch-scale Captain America action figure! (Other figures sold separately. Subject to availability.)
  • INCLUDES CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD: Kids 4 and up can easily attach and detach shield accessory during playtime battles
  • INCLUDES DETACHABLE WING ACCESSORIES: Captain America toy includes detachable wings so kids can pretend to take flight
  • COLLECTIBLE BRANDED DISPLAY BOX: Figure is packed in an open window box with exclusive Marvel Studios branding so kids can have an awesome Captain America action figure display in their toy collection
  • EPIC MARVEL GIFT FOR SUPER HERO FANS: This deluxe 12-inch deluxe action figure will make a memorable Captain America gift for boys and girls
  • BUILD OUT A BRAVE NEW WORLD: Look for more toys inspired by Marvel Studios' latest movie where kids can get inspired create their very own adventurous battles! (Each sold separately. Subject to availability.)

A Tale from Pete the Cat

It did not arrive; it was enthroned. My human placed the blue-clad sentinel high upon the stone mantelpiece, a place of honor usually reserved for dusty photographs and, on one memorable occasion, a very tempting glass of water. It stood there, wings absurdly spread, shield at the ready, a silent, plastic pretender to the throne of this household. From my position on the velvet ottoman, I observed this new idol. Its gaze was as empty as my food bowl two minutes after breakfast. This was an affront. I am the sole deity of this domain, the furry gray god of sunbeams and soft blankets. This garish homunculus was a challenge to my rule. The air grew still as the human departed the chamber. The time for judgment was nigh. With a flick of my tail, I initiated the test. A silent leap, a perfect arc of grace and power, landed me softly on the mantel beside the intruder. It did not flinch. Its lack of respect was galling. I extended a single, perfect claw and tapped its circular shield. The sound was a hollow, unsatisfying *tink*. I gave it a firmer pat. The shield dislodged, tumbling from the mantel and skittering across the hardwood floor with a delightful clatter. A pathetic defense for a supposed hero. Its wings were next. An insult to my own mastery of vertical space. I hooked a claw under the base of the right wing. A cheap plastic *click* echoed in the quiet room as it came free. I nudged it with my nose, sending it plummeting to join the shield below. I repeated the process for the left. The idol was now stripped of its pretensions of flight and defense. It stood there, a simple, arm-waving doll, its power utterly dismantled by a superior being. It was nothing more than a colorful perch. I gave the disarmed figure one last, dismissive glance before leaping back down to the floor. The doll itself was a bore, a stoic failure. But the spoils... ah, the spoils were another matter entirely. The shield spun magnificently with a single paw-stroke, and the wings slid under the Persian rug with a whisper of triumph. I had not destroyed the false god; I had simply plundered its temple for artifacts worthy of my attention. The human can keep their statue. I have claimed its power for my own games.

LEGO Marvel New Captain America Construction Figure - Buildable Action Figure - Birthday Gift for Boys and Girls Ages 8+ - Avengers Super Heroes Toy for Kids - 76296

By: LEGO

Pete's Expert Summary

My human, in its infinite and baffling wisdom, has brought home a box of tiny plastic rectangles from the brand known as LEGO. From what I can gather through observation and the pictures on the box, the Tall One is expected to assemble a large, jointed effigy of some costumed hero, this one called "Captain America." While the hours of tedious clicking and snapping required for assembly will surely disrupt my napping schedule, the potential for chaos is high. The final product, an 11-inch posable statue, holds some promise as a sparring partner, but my interest is truly piqued by the accessories. It comes with a round shield, perfect for batting across the hardwood floors, and a smaller, detachable "Redwing drone." This secondary, smaller prey item suggests the manufacturers have at least a rudimentary understanding of a proper hunt, though I suspect it was an accident. The true test will be if the main figure can withstand a full-pounce assault or if it will simply shatter back into its 359 component parts, creating a delightful mess.

Key Features

  • BUILDABLE TOY FOR KIDS – LEGO Marvel New Captain America Construction Figure puts Super Hero action into the hands of boys and girls ages 8 and up
  • POSABLE FIGURE – Captain America’s movable shoulder, arm, hip and leg joints enable realistic action poses as kids take the action hero on endless imaginative adventures
  • AUTHENTIC ACCESSORIES – The Captain America figure carries his iconic shield and has a buildable Redwing drone toy fixed to his back, which kids can detach for independent role play.
  • TRENDY SUPER HERO GIFT – For this incarnation of the Marvel super soldier, the winged Falcon figure takes on the role of Captain America, bringing an extra dimension to the play action
  • BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MARVEL MOVIE LOVERS – Give this buildable Super Hero toy to fans of Avengers action from the Marvel Universe
  • EXPAND THE SUPER HERO FUN – There are more LEGO Marvel construction figures in the series to collect, sets sold separately
  • LEGO MARVEL AVENGERS ACTION FOR KIDS – The 359-piece Captain America figure stands over 11 in. (28 cm) tall: big enough for epic action, small enough for kids to take wherever they go

A Tale from Pete the Cat

The ceremony began on the living room rug, my preferred sunning spot. The Tall One knelt, surrounded by a crinkling sea of plastic bags and a sacred scroll of diagrams, and commenced the ritual of *clicking*. For what felt like an eternity, the only sounds were the soft *snap* of plastic meeting plastic and the human's occasional, frustrated sigh. I observed from the arm of the sofa, occasionally flicking my tail in profound disapproval. A small, blue piece rolled temptingly close. A flick of my paw sent it skittering into the dark abyss beneath the television stand, a small sacrifice to the gods of feline amusement. The human, of course, was not amused. Eventually, the clicking ceased. A plastic colossus stood upon the rug, a garish tribute to primary colors and awkward joints. It was the "New Captain America," apparently. My human held it up, wiggling its limbs and making "swoosh" noises that offended my delicate ears. It was placed before me, frozen in a heroic pose, its painted-on eyes staring into nothingness. I approached with the caution reserved for new vacuum cleaners and unexpected cucumbers. I gave its plastic foot a thorough sniffing. It smelled of nothing. I delivered a testing pat to its leg. It wobbled but stood firm. A bore. A stationary, brightly-colored bore. My gaze, however, drifted to the attachments. The shield was large and unwieldy, but the object on its back… that was different. It was a smaller, winged thing of a brilliant red. Seeing my focus, the human detached this "Redwing" and set it on the floor by itself. Ah, now I understood. The towering blue figure was merely the delivery vessel, a crude packaging for the *true* prize. This little red morsel was perfectly sized, its plastic wings promising an unpredictable skitter. I lowered myself into a crouch, my tail giving a slow, deliberate twitch. The world narrowed to the space between myself and the small, red toy. The giant blue statue was forgotten, a silent, irrelevant monolith. I pounced. My paws batted the drone, sending it spinning across the floor. It tumbled and slid in a most satisfying manner. I stalked it, cornered it by the leg of the coffee table, and delivered the final, triumphant bite. It was a good hunt. I picked up my prize and trotted off, leaving the great Captain America to stand guard over nothing at all, his purpose fulfilled. He had brought me a worthy tribute. He could remain. For now.

DC Comics, Superman 6-Inch Action Figure, Authentic Superman Movie Styling, Super Heroes Kids Toys for Boys and Girls Ages 4 and Up

By: DC Comics

Pete's Expert Summary

My human seems to believe that my life's ambition is to interact with small, plastic effigies of their kind. This latest offering is a six-inch "Superman," a rigid-looking doll in a garishly bright blue and red suit. They claim its "9 points ofarticulation" are for posing and play, but I see it differently. For me, that means nine different ways a limb might snap off in a satisfying manner under the correct application of force. The most appealing features are the two small accessories it comes with; they seem like prime candidates for being batted under the heaviest piece of furniture in the house, a game I never tire of. Otherwise, it's a hard, un-cuddly object destined to be knocked off a shelf during one of my more important gravity experiments. A potential distraction, but hardly a rival to a sunbeam.

Key Features

  • 6-INCH SUPERMAN ACTION FIGURE: Bring home iconic Super Heroes and Super-Villains with these detailed, fully articulated 6-inch action figures—perfect for fans of the SUPERMAN movie
  • AUTHENTIC THEATRICAL STYLING: Featuring signature details inspired by the SUPERMAN movie, each figure brings an iconic character to life for epic battle re-creations
  • POSING MADE EASY: With 9 points of articulation, these figures are ready for action-packed poses, inspiring creativity, imaginative play, and storytelling
  • PERFECT FOR COLLECTORS & KIDS: Build your collection with characters like Superman, Mr. Terrific, Metamorpho, Green Lantern, Engineer, Hawkgirl, and more (each sold separately). A must-have for fans and collectors
  • IDEAL HOLIDAY AND BIRTHDAY GIFT: Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and special celebrations, these action figures make the ultimate gift for Super Heroes fans who love imaginative play and storytelling
  • Includes: 1 Figure, 2 Accessories
  • Covered by the Spin Master Care Commitment. See below for full details

A Tale from Pete the Cat

It did not arrive in a box. It simply *appeared*. One moment, the mahogany end table was a pristine landscape for my afternoon meditations, the next, it was occupied. A six-inch sentinel, clad in primary colors, stood there, its plastic eyes fixed on some middle distance just beyond my food bowl. The human called it "Superman," but I knew a spy when I saw one. This was an operative from the Outside, sent to monitor my activities, to learn the secrets of my perfect napping schedule and my unparalleled ability to demand treats with a single, soul-piercing meow. I began my reconnaissance, circling the table at a low crouch. The agent smelled of the factory it was created in and the human's own hand—a classic misdirection. Its "authentic theatrical styling" was just a clever disguise, meant to lull me into a false sense of security. I noted its limbs, jointed in nine specific places. Not for "posing," as the propaganda suggested, but for angling its tiny, hidden cameras and listening devices. I extended a single, sharp claw and gently tapped its unyielding plastic leg. It didn't flinch. A true professional. The human, my unwitting accomplice in this espionage, eventually left the room. This was my window. The operative had been deployed with two pieces of "accessory" equipment. I recognized them for what they were: a long-range communicator and a tactical data-puck. Leaving them in the open was a rookie mistake, or perhaps a trap. I could not afford to find out which. The time for subtlety was over. A direct, overwhelming assault was required to neutralize the threat. With a motion too swift for any human eye to follow, I hooked a paw under its ridiculous red cape. There was no struggle. The agent toppled from its perch, landing with a soft, unsatisfying *thump* on the plush rug below. Victory. I leaped down to inspect my work. The operative was neutralized, face-down and motionless. But the accessories... they were gone. One had skittered under the immense, immovable sofa, and the other had vanished near the heating vent. I hadn't destroyed the spy network; I had merely forced it to go underground. I looked from the sofa to the vent, a low growl rumbling in my chest. This was far from over.

Marvel Legends Series Falcon, Captain America: Brave New World Collectible Deluxe 6 Inch Action Figure

By: Marvel

Pete's Expert Summary

My Human has procured another plastic totem, this one a small, winged hominid they call 'Falcon.' It is apparently part of a larger tribe of 'Marvel Legends,' though its legendary status is highly debatable from my vantage point on the heated floor vent. The articulated limbs and detachable wing backpack present a modicum of interest; they suggest a certain satisfying 'snap' if chewed with appropriate vigor, and the numerous tiny accessories are prime candidates for being hidden in hard-to-reach locations. However, its primary purpose seems to be standing motionless on a shelf, a function I have already perfected. A potential diversion for a slow afternoon, but hardly a replacement for a premium sunbeam.

Key Features

  • MARVEL STUDIOS’ CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD: This collectible Marvel figure in 6-inch scale (15 cm) is inspired by the appearance of Marvel’s Falcon in Marvel Studios’ Captain America: Brave New World -- a great gift for collectors and fans ages 4 and up
  • DELUXE DESIGN AND ARTICULATION: This figure features over 20 points of articulation and deco inspired by Marvel Studios’ Captain America: Brave New World, including a highly articulated wing backpack
  • CHARACTER-INSPIRED ACCESSORIES: This officially licensed Marvel’s Falcon action figure comes with 8 accessories
  • WINDOW BOX PACKAGING: Display the MCU on your shelf with collectible window box packaging, featuring MCU-inspired logos and design
  • A MULTIVERSE OF COLLECTIBLES: Look for more Legends collectibles to build a Captain America 6 inch action figure collection on your shelf
  • THE LATEST WING-BEARER: A former Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, Joaquin Torres has picked up Sam’s old wings to take on the role of Falcon

A Tale from Pete the Cat

The Human freed the little man from his transparent prison, meticulously arranging his limbs and attaching a vast, gray contraption to his back. It was, I had to admit, an impressive set of wings. As a creature who has mastered the art of vertical ascent via bookcase, I respect good climbing gear. The Human placed him on the end table, posed as if about to leap into the air. I watched from the arm of the sofa, feigning sleep, one eye a silver slit. This newcomer wasn't a toy. He was a sentinel. His gaze was fixed, his posture rigid. I understood immediately. He was here to watch for greebles. That evening, as twilight bled through the windows, the infestation began. A subtle flicker in the corner of my eye, a skittering just beyond the veil of the mundane. The greebles were active. I tensed, my tail giving a single, sharp twitch. I glanced at my new partner, the winged guardian on the table. He stood firm, unmoving. A professional. He was clearly waiting for them to fully manifest, to reveal their true, scurrying forms before he launched his silent, plastic assault. I respected his patience, his iron-clad discipline. I gave a low chuff of encouragement. "Soon," I seemed to say. "Soon we strike." Hours passed. The greebles danced on the ceiling, they swarmed under the coffee table, they even grew bold enough to manifest as a dust bunny tumbling across the hardwood. And what did my so-called ally do? Nothing. He just stood there, his heroic pose a monument to inaction. The truth crashed down upon me with the weight of a thousand unopened treat bags. He wasn't a sentinel. He wasn't a partner. He was a fraud. A charlatan in a flight suit. Disgusted by this dereliction of duty, I leaped onto the end table. I stared into his tiny, painted eyes, filled with a hollow promise he could never keep. With a single, dismissive shove of my paw, I sent him plummeting to the rug below. He landed with a pathetic clatter, his magnificent wings askew. He wasn't a greeble hunter; he was just another thing to be knocked off a high surface. A fundamentally flawed, yet ultimately serviceable, object of gravity's whim.

DC Comics, Superman 12-inch Superhero Action Figure, Kids Toys for Boys and Girls Pretend Play, for Ages 4 and Up

By: DC Comics

Pete's Expert Summary

My human has presented me with another offering, a large, garishly-clad effigy of a male figure from a brand they call "DC Comics." Apparently, this 12-inch plastic man, known as "Superman," is meant for the small, loud humans to engage in "pretend play." From my superior vantage point, I see a potential adversary. Its considerable size means it won't be easily lost under the credenza, and its advertised "11 points of articulation" suggest its limbs could be satisfyingly manipulated and posed. The flimsy-looking red cape might provide a decent target for my claws. While the concept of "heroic adventures" is utterly lost on me—the only true hero is the one who delivers the six o'clock feeding on time—this object's potential as a wrestling dummy or a gravity-testing projectile has piqued my scientific curiosity. It might be more than just colorful clutter.

Key Features

  • HEROIC ADVENTURES AWAIT: Bring epic battles and daring rescues to life with this 12-inch action figure, crafted with incredible detail and designed for thrilling Super Heroes adventures in every play session
  • ACTION-PACKED ARTICULATION: With 11 points of articulation, kids can pose their hero in dynamic battle stances or recreate iconic scenes, inspiring creativity, and endless storytelling possibilities
  • IMAGINATION AND STORYTELLING: Whether re-creating Superman’s heroic rescues or inventing bold new missions, this toy sparks creativity and encourages kids to dream big while building their own heroic tales
  • PERFECT GIFT FOR LITTLE HEROES: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or special occasions, this Superman action figure brings hours of fun to kids who love action, teamwork, and thrilling adventures
  • CREATE YOUR SUPER HEROES TEAM: Pair Superman with other iconic figures like Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Mr. Terrific (each sold separately) to build a legendary team and expand the adventure
  • Includes: 1 Figure
  • Covered by the Spin Master Care Commitment. See below for full details

A Tale from Pete the Cat

The human called it a "gift," placing the plastic sentinel on the far end of the mantelpiece. It stood there, a silent challenge in its ridiculous blue and red pajamas, its molded jawline set in a look of grim determination. An intruder in my domain. I watched from the floor, tail twitching, calculating the trajectory. The mantel is my territory, a high-altitude perch for observing the lesser beings of the household. This garish homunculus was an unacceptable addition to the landscape. My ascent was silent and fluid, a ripple of gray fur against the stone. I approached the subject with the caution of a bomb disposal expert. It was larger up close, its plastic scent sharp and uninviting. I gave it an exploratory nudge with my nose. It didn't budge. Solidly built. The manufacturer, Spin Master, seemed to have accounted for basic turbulence. This would require a more nuanced approach. I noted its arms and legs, the "11 points of articulation" the human had babbled about. These were not limbs; they were levers. Weak points. My first strike was a precise jab at its right arm, hooking a claw into the joint and pulling it forward until it pointed accusingly at a framed photograph of my human's goofy cousin. The figure's balance shifted, but it held. Impressive. I then addressed the lower half, batting a leg until it was bent at an awkward, undignified angle. The plastic man now looked less like a hero and more like he'd had a very unfortunate accident involving a revolving door. He was teetering now, a monument to my superior understanding of physics. The final touch was not a brutish shove but a delicate tap, delivered with a single, extended claw to the back of its hollow head. It leaned, hesitated for a moment as if contemplating its fate, and then plummeted. The red cape, its most theatrical feature, billowed out behind it, a final, useless flourish before it landed with a satisfyingly dull *thwump* on the thickest part of the rug. Victory. I stared down at the fallen hero, then began a meticulous grooming of my shoulder. This "Superman" was no match for a feline intellect, but I must concede, as a tool for demonstrating the inescapable laws of gravity, it is exceptionally well-designed. It may remain.