My human, in his infinite and often misguided wisdom, has acquired another collection of colorful, stiff paper. Ostensibly, it's a "game" where he and his fellow primates can pretend to be wizards and orcs, a concept I find dreadfully unimaginative. They call it "The Hosts of Mordor," which sounds terribly dramatic for a pile of cardboard. For me, the appea…
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So, my human has acquired a box full of what appear to be tiny, hazardous plastic pebbles from this "LEGO" outfit. The goal, as far as I can deduce f…
So, my human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has presented me with a small, rectangular prison for pieces of paper. This "Lo…
My human has acquired more shelf trinkets. This one, from a brand called Funko, seems to be a miniature version of their usual dust-collecting effigi…
So, the Staff has brought home yet another box of distractions. This one appears to be an enormous collection of tiny, brightly colored plastic recta…