My human has acquired what appears to be a small, plastic idol from a company with a needlessly dramatic name, TAMASHII NATIONS. This "Strike Freedom Gundam" is, apparently, a miniature warrior from one of their noisy cartoons. For me, its best features are its silence and lack of assembly; no batteries means no sudden, terrifying whirring, and no construct…
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My human, in a display of breathtaking audacity, has brought home not a toy for me, but a project for *himself*. He calls this plastic puzzle the "De…
My human seems to be considering another one of these "projects." It's called a "Gundam Epyon" from a brand called Bandai Spirits. From what I can ga…
My human seems to have mistaken a box of plastic refuse for entertainment. It's a kit from a company called BANDAI SPIRITS, which apparently speciali…
My human has brought home what appears to be a disassembled plastic soldier from the future. It's a box of colored plastic shards that The Staff is e…
So, the tall one thinks this box of plastic nonsense is a "toy." From my preliminary investigation, which involved a thorough sniffing of the cardboa…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has presented me with what they call an "action figure." It is a rigid, plastic automaton of some sor…