My human has acquired another dust-gatherer from the McFarlane Toys brand, this one a rigid, pointy fellow in a stark black and white costume that, I must admit, complements my own formalwear. This "Azrael" character is, I deduce, a statue—a word humans use for a toy that has had all its joy and interactivity surgically removed. It is made of polyresin, whi…
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My human has brought home another plastic totem, this one a brightly colored man-figurine from a brand called McFarlane, which at least doesn't have …
My human has, once again, mistaken "collector's item" for "source of feline amusement." This new acquisition is a small, rigid plastic man in a garis…
My human has once again brought home a static, miniature human for their collection. This one is a brightly-colored adolescent called "Robin," appare…
My human has, yet again, spent perfectly good tuna money on another piece of inert plastic for a shelf. This time, it's a disembodied head-covering f…