My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has acquired what appears to be a small, stationary idol of another human. This "Trumpinator" is a top-heavy effigy with a disproportionately large, spring-loaded head, designed to be placed on a flat surface and… well, that’s it. Its sole interactive feature is a mild wobble when prodded. For a creatur…
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