It appears my human has acquired a mobile command center for the small, wobbly biped. This VTech contraption is, ostensibly, a walker to help the tiny one achieve vertical mobility—a terrifying prospect for the household’s peace and quiet. However, its true nature seems to be a stationary assault on the senses. It features a detachable panel festooned with …
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My Human, in a fit of what I can only describe as questionable taste, has procured a plastic crustacean from a brand named 'Plnmlls,' which sounds li…
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My human, in a baffling display of poor judgment, has acquired a collection of four diminutive, rigid bipeds. They are apparently from a company call…
My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as profound misunderstanding of my sophisticated needs, has presented me with this... *automaton*. It'…