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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Walking Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: VTech
Lectured on Geometry by a Plastic Console
Our critic dismisses the walker as a future hazard to tail safety, then stages a covert keyboard recital on the detachable panel after the small human abandons it.

It appears my human has acquired a mobile command center for the small, wobbly biped. This VTech contraption is, ostensibly, a walker to help the tiny one achieve vertical mobility—a terrifying prospect for the household’s peace and quiet. However, its true nature seems to be a stationary assault on the senses. It features a detachable panel festooned with …

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Image of VTech Sit-to-Stand Learning Walker (Frustration Free Packaging), Blue
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Console has possibilities, walker does not.
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