My human, in their infinite and often misguided attempts to clutter my domain, has procured what appears to be a collection of large, flat, brightly colored cardboard squares. They call it a "puzzle," an activity apparently meant to enhance the "dexterity" of small, clumsy humans. From my perspective, its primary purpose is obvious: to occupy a significant …
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So, my Human has presented me with this... thing. It's a luridly colored plastic octopus, a creature I know from the documentaries they watch on the …
My Human seems to have acquired a collection of small, static, wooden effigies from a brand called "WONDER WIGGLES," which they have arranged into a …
My human, in her infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured a collection of what can only be described as plastic aquatic abominations. These "…
So, the human has presented me with details on what appears to be a mobile throne for the smaller, louder human. It's a garish pink contraption that …