My human has presented me with a plastic, hinged contraption from a brand called LeapFrog, which I understand manufactures noisy items to placate small, loud humans. This "book" is supposed to teach them 100 words by having them poke at pictures of things like animals, food, and colors. Frankly, the concept is insulting to my superior intellect. I know the …
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So, the human has presented me with this... "Color Fun Fish Bowl." Let's be clear: this is a brightly colored plastic vessel designed to make repetit…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a dismembered wooden serpent, brightly painted and covered in the strange, blocky symbols they are …
From my superior vantage point, this "Alritz Pretend Play Teacher Set" appears to be a box of miscellaneous clutter for the small humans to simulate …
My human has presented me with an assortment of flat, colorful squares and a strange, circular object with two pointers. They call it a "Time Activit…