My human has presented me with what appears to be a small, unpleasantly rigid homunculus with a follicular condition of alarming proportions. This 'Russ' creature, a relic from some bygone human era, is clearly not designed for a predator of my caliber. Its plastic form offers no satisfying give for my claws, and its primary function seems to be staring bla…
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So, the Human has presented me with a 'Li'l Peepers Shelly Pirate' from the Russ Berrie archives. It appears to be a plush turtle suffering from a de…
So, the Human has brought home another piece of shelf-clutter, this time a small, plastic effigy with a grotesque grin and a shock of violently pink …
My human has presented me with a "Bobble Guyz Firefighter Figurine," a rather garish little man with a disproportionately large head permanently affi…
So, my human has presented me with this… effigy. It's a "My Lucky Troll Priest" from a brand called Russ, which sounds vaguely familiar from dusty bo…