My human has presented me with a collection of fabric effigies, apparently from a purveyor named "Melissa & Doug," which sounds less like a premium toy company and more like the couple next door who use a leaf blower at 7 AM. These are six "hand puppets"—hollowed-out caricatures of a safari, including a frankly insulting depiction of a tiger. They are inten…
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My staff, in their ongoing and largely fruitless quest to entertain a being far beyond their comprehension, have procured what appears to be a taxide…
So, The Staff has acquired this… thing. It’s an effigy of some secondary character from that rather loud canine-centric television programme they som…
So, my human has procured a "Bunny Hand Puppet" from a purveyor known as ZUXUCUVU, a name that sounds like someone attempting to speak after a length…