So, my human has presented me with this "Oatmeal Bunny," a product from a brand called Mary Meyer, which seems to specialize in trinkets for infant humans. At its core, it's a piece of fabric masquerading as an animal. The head is stuffed, but the body is limp and unstuffed, making it a hybrid blanket-creature. I will concede, the "luxuriously soft" and "ul…
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So, the humans have procured another offering. This one comes from a maker called Douglas, a name I've heard whispered in hushed, appreciative tones …
My human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound species confusion, has presented me with an 'outfit.' Not for me, of course—my tuxedo is…
The human presents this "Hip Hop" bunny from a brand called Lambs & Ivy, which sounds like a nursery rhyme I'd have no time for. It is, quite obvious…
So, the Human has acquired... doll clothes. Yes, let's call it what it is. This "Sweets for The Sweet Outfit," from the rather pompous-sounding North…