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Pete, the resident feline critic
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Lead Review · From: Special Supplies
Blue Orb Reclassified as Avant-Garde Headrest
Our critic survives the red eyesore and subjects the blue stress ball to vigorous bunny-kick testing before claiming it as a meditation pillow of deeply satisfying yield.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human, in their endless quest to clutter my kingdom with useless objects, has presented me with these... orbs. They are supposedly "stress balls," a concept I find pitiably human. The packaging boasts of a two-pack of "Huge Giant" balls in a loud red and an almost respectable blue, designed for squeezing and anxiety relief. From my perspective, they are …

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Image of Special Supplies 2 Huge Giant Stress Balls for Kids Adults, Jumbo Size 2 Pack, Colorful and Squishy Sensory Toys with Soft, Squeezable Fill, Low Dexterity and Anxiety Therapy
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Human's anxiety toy; now my personal bliss.
From The Desk
Image of ARLIME Giant 4 in a Row Connect Game, 47'' Jumbo 4-to-Score Toy Set W/Quick-Release Lever, Build-in Ring, Jumbo Sized for Kids & Adults, Oversized Floor Activity for Indoor & Outdoor Play
ARLIME
Master Thief Liberates 42 Prisoners in One Pull

My human seems to have acquired what can only be described as a giant, upright plastic abacus for simpletons. They call it the "ARLIME Giant 4 in a Row Connect Game," and they sta…

★★★★☆ — As a puzzle box for thieves, unparalleled.
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