My human seems to believe our home is incomplete without a constant influx of noisy, attention-seeking novelties. This latest offering, a "Furby," appears to be a particularly egregious example. It is a garishly colored fluff-ball with disturbingly large eyes, designed to move, talk, and light up in a desperate plea for affection. While its cacophony of "ov…
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My human seems to believe I have an interest in this... thing. From what I can gather, it's a garishly colored, oversized owl-hamster hybrid designed…
My human presented this small, fluffy bauble, a "Furblet," with the kind of reverence usually reserved for a fresh tin of tuna. Apparently, it is a m…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, portable annoyance from the notorious Furby lineage. This 'Furblet,' as it's called, i…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided quest for my amusement, has presented a large, speckled plastic orb. They claim an interactive "Dragg…