My human has acquired another heavy, rectangular object, this one from a group calling themselves "Dungeons & Dragons." It is a book, a thick tome they call 'Tales from The Yawning Portal'—a concept I can appreciate, as yawning is a crucial component of any successful day. The humans claim it contains seven "dungeons," which sound disappointingly unlike the…
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My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is nostalgia for their own kittenhood, has procured a pair of plastic effigies. It appears to be a large…
My human, whom I permit to cohabitate with me, has presented a new object for my consideration. It is a small, rigid rectangle of plastic, utterly de…
So, the humans have brought another trinket into my kingdom. This one appears to be a black, winged effigy of some mythical beast, clearly intended f…
My human seems to have acquired a piece of folded cardboard masquerading as a "book," which contains three small, rigid plastic effigies of some sort…