My human, in a fit of what can only be described as misplaced sentimentality, has acquired a pair of beanbag effigies. They are, I'm told, based on cartoon canines, a concept I find fundamentally offensive. The brand, "Just Play," sounds less like a purveyor of fine feline amusements and more like a desperate, unimaginative command. Still, I must concede tw…
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My human, in what I can only assume was a moment of profound confusion, presented me with this primitive wooden domicile, apparently designed by a do…
So, the Human has acquired a "Color Wonder Activity Pad." From my extensive observations from the top of the bookshelf, it appears to be a flimsy pap…
So, my human presented me with this... artifact. It's a thick, laminated cardboard slab from Melissa & Doug, a brand I recognize for making sturdy ob…