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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
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Lead Review · From: MUYIZI
Kippers Secured: Mesh Bag Passes Clandestine Field Test
Our critic repurposes a trio of beach sacks as mobile treasuries, completing a covert transfer of his prized fish toy to the master bedroom sunbeam.

My human seems to have acquired a set of three brightly colored, netted pouches from a brand I've never heard of, MUYIZI. The intended purpose is apparently for small, loud humans to collect wet, sandy rubbish from the edge of the Great Watery Expanse. From my distinguished perspective, the appeal is limited. The mesh fabric might provide a novel texture fo…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Adequate instrument of feline will.
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