My human seems to have acquired a set of three brightly colored, netted pouches from a brand I've never heard of, MUYIZI. The intended purpose is apparently for small, loud humans to collect wet, sandy rubbish from the edge of the Great Watery Expanse. From my distinguished perspective, the appeal is limited. The mesh fabric might provide a novel texture fo…
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My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as pastoral delusion, has acquired a set of six large, coarse, fibrous containers. Apparently, the int…
My human has presented me with what they describe as a "beach bag," a gargantuan mesh sack from a brand called SupMLC, which sounds like a government…
My human seems to have mistaken a utilitarian sack for a source of entertainment. This "EocuSun" contraption is a large, blue, mesh bag, clearly desi…
My human presented this object with the usual fanfare reserved for things she believes will enrich my life, a delusion I graciously permit. It appear…