My human seems to think my input is required on yet another brightly colored object, this one apparently a "toddler backpack." From what I can gather, it's a small, blue carrying pouch designed for a miniature human, complete with spikes that are a poor imitation of a truly formidable creature. The main, and perhaps only, point of interest is the detachable…
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My human has acquired a new transport vessel from the Funko corporation, a purveyor of those lifeless, big-headed statues that gather dust on shelves…
Ah, yes, another vessel for my human's strange trinkets has arrived. This one, a "Yard Canvas Backpack" from a brand called Volcom, which I'm told is…
My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has acquired another one of her decorative carriers. Ostensibly, this 'mini backpack' is for he…
My human seems to believe my life is incomplete without a steady stream of brightly colored objects. This time, they’ve presented me with a fuzzy gra…