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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Backpack Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Naturally KIDS
T-Rex Stolen as Diversion; Cracker Treasury Located
Pete swipes the detachable dinosaur to manufacture a household crisis, then uses the chaos to perform reconnaissance on the cheddar-cracker-laden bag interior.

My human seems to think my input is required on yet another brightly colored object, this one apparently a "toddler backpack." From what I can gather, it's a small, blue carrying pouch designed for a miniature human, complete with spikes that are a poor imitation of a truly formidable creature. The main, and perhaps only, point of interest is the detachable…

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Image of Dinosaur Toys for Kids 3-5, Dinosaur Toys for Kids 2-4, Birthday Gifts for 2 Year Old Boy, Gifts for 3 Year Old Boys, Toddler Backpack
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Dinosaur is leverage. Back for crackers.
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