So, my human has acquired a box of electronic refuse from a company called 'ELEGOO,' under the delusion that they are an 'engineer.' The idea, apparently, is to painstakingly assemble these wires and plastic bits into a small, wheeled vehicle. If—and this is a significant 'if'—the human can manage this feat without short-circuiting the entire dwelling, the …
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So, my human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with... a box of parts. Apparently, this 'BLONWINER' contraption is a 'r…
My Human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound boredom, has acquired a box of plastic refuse. The packaging claims it will assemble int…
My human has presented for my inspection a box of plastic refuse from a company called Sillbird. Apparently, the smaller, louder human is meant to as…
So, the Human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has acquired a box of 620 small, colorful plastic bits. They call it a "robot,…