My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has acquired a new contraption for her desk. It purports to be a "Newton's Cradle," a series of gleaming spheres suspended in a row, designed to demonstrate some tedious human concept called "physics." From my vantage point, it is a shiny, click-clacking distraction. The spheres are impressi…
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