My human, in a fit of what they likely considered "enrichment," has presented a new spherical contraption. It's a blue and green plastic ball from a brand called Juvale, trapped in a cheap-looking plastic harness that allows it to spin. Ostensibly, this is for the smaller, louder human-cub to learn about the world, but I see its true potential. The spinning…
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So, my human has acquired what appears to be a miniature, captured planet and imprisoned it on a wooden stand. This "TTKTK Illuminated Globe" is an 8…
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My Human has presented me with a heavy, perpetually spinning blue and white marble on a flimsy-looking stand. Apparently, this 'MOVA' contraption pow…
So, my human has acquired a "Waypoint Geographic Scout Student Desk World Globe," which is a fancy way of saying they've brought home a large, spheri…