My human has presented me with a plastic slab they call a "book." It's from a company named LeapFrog, a name that suggests a juvenile and frankly undignified level of activity. The contraption is designed for human kittens, featuring garish pictures of my fellow animals and promising to make their noises at the press of a paw. The potential for insult here …
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It appears the Human has acquired another plastic slab designed to distract their bafflingly slow-to-develop offspring. They call it a "Prep for Pres…
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