My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was misguided enthusiasm, has acquired a bag of plastic arthropods from a company named 'kockuu.' It's a collection of thirty so-called 'educational' insects and their creepy-crawly cousins, ranging from a ridiculous-looking scorpion to an unnaturally large fly. The primary appeal for me is the sheer variety and …
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So, the Human has acquired what appears to be a transparent prison on a handle, an absurd contraption designed to intercept my rightfully stalked pre…
My human, in their infinite... let's call it *optimism*, has presented me with a tub of what they believe are "educational toys." It's a collection o…
My human, in a display of baffling frugality, has acquired what they believe constitutes 'enrichment.' These are not toys; they are two-dimensional l…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was a deep misunderstanding of feline entertainment, has procured a bag of plastic refuse from a brand c…