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Pete, the resident feline critic
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Lead Review · From: kockuu
Thirty Plastic Invaders Vanquished and Strategically Repositioned
Pete mounts a meticulous campaign of subjugation against the kockuu bug army, scattering the plastic horde to every dark corner of his domain in a masterclass of territorial management.

My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was misguided enthusiasm, has acquired a bag of plastic arthropods from a company named 'kockuu.' It's a collection of thirty so-called 'educational' insects and their creepy-crawly cousins, ranging from a ridiculous-looking scorpion to an unnaturally large fly. The primary appeal for me is the sheer variety and …

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Adequate tactical training dummies. Approved.
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