So, my human has acquired another box of those tiny, sharp-edged plastic bricks that they are pathologically obsessed with. This one, a "LEGO Technic Planet Earth and Moon in Orbit," is apparently an attempt to replicate the grand celestial ballet on a wobbly plastic stand. From my superior vantage point, I see it for what it is: a collection of hundreds of…
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My human has acquired another one of his complicated metal cylinders from a brand called "Celestron," which sounds entirely too grand for a terrestri…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound intellectual misunderstanding, has presented me with these... things. They are 'flashcards'…
My Human seems to have acquired a set of flat, stiff rectangles from a maker called "COSMIC SHARDS." They are apparently called "Stargazing Cards," w…
My human has acquired a box of blinking lights and tangled entrails from a company called inventr.io. They call it an "Adventure Kit," which seems to…