My Human has brought home a box of glorified, dusty bricks, which they apparently expect the small human to chip apart with flimsy plastic tools. The objective, as far as my superior feline intellect can discern, is to unearth what they are calling "fossils." Bones of things long dead. I fail to see the appeal when a perfectly lively sunbeam is available fo…
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My human, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, has brought home a box of chalky, man-made eggs. The premise seems to be that one uses tiny, inadequat…
My human seems to believe that my life's ambition is to engage in manual labor. This latest offering from a brand called "QLKUNLA" is a box containin…
It appears the humans have acquired a box of organized dirt. From what I can gather, this "GobiDex Gemstones Dig Kit" contains a lump of plaster shap…
My human seems to have acquired a "Dino Eggs Dig Kit" for the smaller, louder human. From what I can gather through patient observation from my sunbe…