My Human, in a fit of what I can only assume is a misguided attempt to bring the 'wild' indoors, has procured a transparent cylinder filled with miniature plastic beasts. Apparently, these sixty static effigies of lions, bears, and other lesser creatures are meant to be 'educational' for small, clumsy humans. From my superior vantage point on the velvet arm…
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My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be a miniature world of lesser beings, all crammed into a plastic…
My human, in a fit of what can only be described as misplaced generosity, has procured a bag of plastic sea-floor dwellers from a brand named 'Funcor…
My human seems to have acquired a collection of silent, oversized effigies they refer to as "Jumbo Safari Animals." Apparently, these are for the sma…
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