Ah, yes. Another perplexing acquisition by The Human. This object, which they call a "Sakar Minecraft Mob Skateboard," appears to be a slab of maple wood affixed to four offensively loud urethane wheels. Its supposed purpose is for "cruising" and "tricks," which are human terms for generating noise and risking a trip to the loud place with the white coats. …
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