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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Skateboard Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Voyager
Operation Shed Neutralizes Minecraft Spy Vessel
Pete classifies the Minecraft Mob deck as a reconnaissance drone and launches a counter-intelligence campaign, blanketing its griptape with strategic layers of premium gray fur until the threat is contained.

Ah, yes. Another perplexing acquisition by The Human. This object, which they call a "Sakar Minecraft Mob Skateboard," appears to be a slab of maple wood affixed to four offensively loud urethane wheels. Its supposed purpose is for "cruising" and "tricks," which are human terms for generating noise and risking a trip to the loud place with the white coats. …

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Image of Sakar Minecraft Mob 31 inch Skateboard, 9-ply Maple Deck Skate Board for Cruising, Carving, Tricks and Downhill
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Vessel neutralized. Fur deposited. Victory mine.
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