My human has presented me with two rubbery nubs, offensively pink, shaped like some sort of sad, flattened flower from the uncanny valley of flora. They call them 'Moxi Brake Petals,' which sounds like a rejected name for a terrible garage band. Apparently, these are 'toe stoppers' for the wheeled monstrosities she sometimes attaches to her feet. From my pe…
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My Human, in their infinite... let's call it *optimism*... has presented me with what appears to be a pair of translucent pink rubber nubs and a smal…
So, the human has acquired another collection of miniature haberdashery. This "Rainbow High" brand seems to specialize in providing tiny, brightly co…
My human has presented me with eight identical black discs of what they call "durable polyurethane polymer." Apparently, these are not high-concept m…