My human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound boredom, has procured these... glowing worms. They are apparently from a company named "FLDYYG," a name I can only assume was generated by a lesser creature walking across a keyboard. The advertised purpose involves attaching them to wheeled contraptions I have no use for, but the fine print menti…
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So, my human has presented me with this… this satchel. It is clearly a carrying pouch designed to be strapped to the front of their two-wheeled escap…
My human seems to believe this 'Hiboy Handlebar Bag' is for his whirring outdoor contraption, a hard-shelled vessel for his trinkets like the noisy k…
So, The Staff has acquired a 'Mkuero' branded mobile carrier, a wire box with a soft, removable Oxford cloth liner, designed to clip onto one of thos…
My human has acquired a peculiar object: a stick with a pad on it. Apparently, the tedious effort of standing while zipping about on that two-wheeled…
My human, in their typical, bumbling fashion, has presented me with what they seem to think is a toy. Based on the needlessly long name and my brief,…