Pete's Expert Summary
My human has brought home a two-wheeled silent stalk, a contraption for abandoning me with greater speed and efficiency. It boasts of a 'powerful motor' and 'long battery life,' which I translate to 'prolonged absences' and 'fewer opportunities for chin scratches.' They call it a Hiboy, which sounds dreadfully pedestrian. I will concede, the mention of 'solid tires' and 'shock absorbers' for a smooth ride is a minor point of interest, but hardly compensates for its primary function. The fact that it folds and can be brought into my domain is a tactical concern, a new, cold piece of metal to be navigated around during my midnight patrols. Frankly, it looks like a tremendous waste of resources that could have been better spent on premium, dolphin-free tuna.
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A Tale from Pete the Cat
It arrived in a state of defeat, a collapsed metal beast lying limp on the living room rug. The human grunted as he extricated it from its cardboard prison. In its folded form, it was an angular, disjointed thing, its neck broken and tucked against its body, its single eye dark. I approached with caution, my tail a furry question mark. It smelled of ozone, rubber, and the vague disappointment of a factory. I circled it three times, the ritual of assessment. It was an intruder, yes, but a dormant one. I gave its solid rubber wheel a tentative pat. It was unyielding, impassive. Pathetic. Then, the human began the ritual of awakening. With a series of sharp, orthopedic *clicks* and a final, menacing *thwump*, the creature... unfolded. It grew, standing tall and slender, a metallic heron poised on the hardwood. Its single eye, the headlight, stared blankly forward. My gray fur bristled, the white of my tuxedo suddenly feeling very conspicuous. This was no longer a collapsed victim; it was a challenger, silent and imposing. The human, oblivious to the high drama, tapped his glowing rectangle and the creature emitted a soft, electronic chime. A war cry, no doubt. The true test came when the human, for a reason I will never comprehend, wheeled it into the long hallway for a "test glide." I expected a roar, a rumble, some honest declaration of intent. Instead, there was only a low, electric *whine* as it ghosted over the floorboards, its movements unnervingly smooth. It was a predator, a silent hunter. As it passed, the headlight flashed on, a sudden, stark beam that pinned me like a common moth. I flattened myself to the floor, my pride warring with my survival instinct. It was fast. It was quiet. It was an affront to all that is natural. Later that evening, after the human had plugged the silent beast into the wall like some giant, inanimate parasite, I conducted my final inspection. It stood sentinel in the corner, charging. I leaped gracefully onto its deck, my paws finding the gritty, non-slip surface surprisingly secure. From this new vantage point, I could survey the entire living room. It was cold, yes, and utterly devoid of personality. It was not a friend. It was not a toy. But it was, I had to admit, a rather excellent throne. A throne of silent judgment from which I could watch my witless human, and all the strange, whirring things he insisted on bringing into my kingdom. It is not worthy of my play, but it has earned a sliver of my respect. It will be watched.
