My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, plastic land-yacht. They call it a "Licensed Ford Bronco Raptor," but I see it for what it is: a garishly pink, wheeled throne designed for the smaller, louder humans. Its primary purpose seems to be carting them around the domain at speeds that are frankly insulting to a creature of my agility.…
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Ah, another plastic behemoth arrives, this one a garish blue imitation of the very delivery vans that bring my sustenance and, more importantly, my p…
My human seems to have acquired a large, blue, plastic beast for the small, loud human. They call it a "tractor." From my analysis of its slow, lumbe…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a plastic contraption they call a "Ride On Toy." It is, to be blunt, an aggress…