My human has presented me with what appears to be an illuminated scepter, a "Light Stick" by a brand called "cokodive," apparently for some sort of ritual related to a group of "Stray Kids." As a former stray who has successfully infiltrated the domestic hierarchy, I find the name intriguing. The object itself is a handheld wand with a clear dome, designed …
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My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound misunderstanding of my sophisticated tastes, has presented me with a clam-shell of garish pl…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a flat, glowing tray for her own amusement. She calls it a "Lite-Brite Touch," a reimagining of som…
Ah, another offering from the Crayola institution. I see. It's a slab of plastic that lights up, designed for the small human to smear colorful goo u…
My human has presented me with a flat, plastic rectangle from Crayola, a brand I typically associate with the chalky, waxy implements the small visit…
My human, in their endless quest to disrupt my perfectly scheduled naps, has presented me with what appears to be a collection of brightly colored, s…