So, the human has presented me with... a wheel. Not a toy, mind you, but a single, gargantuan black ring of plastic intended for one of those miniature human vehicles that trundle about the lawn. I suppose the sheer scale is mildly impressive, and the deep treads might offer a unique texture for a good claw-sharpening session. The large hole in the center c…
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So, my human has presented me with this... object. It appears to be a preposterous single-wheeled contraption designed to transport a biped with far …
My human, in a baffling display of misplaced effort, has presented me not with a toy, but with *components*. These appear to be minuscule, precision-…
So, my human has acquired yet another piece of colorful junk, this time a "Hot Wheels Monster Truck." It appears to be a small, heavy, metal effigy o…