My human has presented me with this... textile prison. It appears to be a harness designed to strap the small, loud, and frankly useless other creature to her person. They call it a "carrier." I call it a mobile containment unit. The promises of "breathable mesh" and an "ergonomic seat" are mildly intriguing, I suppose, if one were to be subjected to such a…
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My human seems to have acquired yet another piece of plastic flotsam, this time a garish pink contraption clearly intended for one of those lifeless,…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature transport harness, a sort of tactical sling for the Small Human. It's called a "Baby Do…
So, my Human has presented me with this... thing. A "GAGAKU Reborn Baby Doll Carrier." It appears to be a miniature version of the harnesses they use…
My Human has presented me with this... artifact. From what I can gather, this "HappyVk Baby Doll Carrier" is a brightly-colored fabric harness design…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a transportation device for inanimate fluff. This "G…
My human has, yet again, squandered her resources on a piece of brightly colored fabric. From what I can gather, this is a "doll carrier," a sling of…
My Human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured yet another item clearly not meant for me, the true center of this household. This…