My human seems to be under the grave misconception that anything arriving in a cardboard box is a source of enrichment for me. This particular item, from a brand called "OTOHANS AUTOMOTIVE" which sounds dreadfully pedestrian, is a black plastic brick with a long, unchewable tail and a baffling bouquet of seven different metal noses. Apparently, its grand pu…
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My human, in his infinite and often baffling wisdom, has acquired a black, rectangular parasite with a long tail. It seems to be a universal charger …
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has presented me with this… object. It appears to be a dull black brick with two long, uninspired tai…
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My human has brought home another one of his mysterious boxes. This one, a stark white rectangle from a brand called "Gens ace," is clearly not for m…