My human has presented me with a box. Not a crinkly box that portends a feathered marvel, nor a soft box containing a new napping surface, but a stiff, silent cardboard box full of small, metal cylinders. They are called Enegitech AA Lithium Batteries. Apparently, these are not toys in themselves, but rather the captured lightning required to reanimate the …
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My human seems to have acquired not a toy, but the guts of a toy. These two small, plastic-wrapped blocks from a brand called "YUTSUJO" are, on their…
Honestly, the sheer lack of imagination my human possesses is a constant source of mild amusement. They present me with this... this brick. A "Blomik…
My human, in a display of what I can only assume is a catastrophic misunderstanding of feline entertainment, has presented me with a small, dense, gr…
My human, in a display of breathtaking incompetence, has presented me with what is clearly not a toy. It is a small, hard, yellow cylinder that smell…