My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a box of what appear to be plastic reptiles. A "Pack of 24," it says. The very quantity suggests a lack of refinement, a sort of brute-force attempt at amusement that rarely succeeds. These "Wiggly Jointed Snakes" are designed for small, loud humans, with their garish primary colors and cl…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a mass quantity of disembodied, glitter-infused appendages from some unfortunate, multi-colored cre…
My human has brought home a small metal box filled with what appear to be laminated, colorful rectangles. The box claims these are "What's Wacky Fun …
My human has acquired a 'Wacky Pass' from a brand called 'Wackiez,' a name that already sets my whiskers on edge. It appears to be a large, soft blue…
So, the humans have acquired another distraction from their primary purpose: serving me. This 'Bonkers' game from Hasbro appears to be a chaotic arra…
My human seems to think this "SUSSED" object is a toy, but my initial analysis suggests otherwise. From what I can gather, it's a small, orange box f…