It appears the humans have procured another plastic monstrosity, this time from a brand called "Playskool," which sounds dreadfully condescending. It's a vertical labyrinth for spherical objects, a sort of gaudy, air-powered fountain designed to mesmerize the small, clumsy human. The principle seems to be this: drop a ball in, press a button, and a gust of …
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a torture device for the musically inclined. This "Pop-A-Tune" from Playskool is a colorful plastic…
So, the human has brought home what appears to be a rudimentary puzzle box. It's a hollow, garishly colored cube designed to teach the small, loud on…
My human seems to have acquired a garish blue elephant designed to entertain the clumsy, tiny humans that sometimes invade my domain. It is, from wha…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment that seems to afflict her species with alarming regularity, has presented a device clearly intended fo…