My human seems to believe these flat, un-pounceable plastic squares are a "toy." As far as I can deduce, they are inert slices of plastic that are utterly useless on their own, requiring a separate, humming piece of machinery to function. Apparently, they are vessels for stories, designed to pacify the smaller, louder human with tales told in a distinctly B…
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My human has presented me with a box of what appear to be six sets of colorful, laminated rectangles. From what I can gather through their primitive …
My human has brought home what appears to be two identical, cheap plastic briefcases. Inside, he and his guest arrange tiny gray boats on a grid, hid…
My human seems to have acquired a bright yellow plastic valise filled with what can only be described as a choking hazard starter kit. It’s from a br…
My human has procured another curious artifact from the purveyors at Hasbro Gaming, a flat, foldable tableau they call "Scrabble." It appears to be a…
Honestly, I’m not entirely sure what the humans think they’ve acquired here. They call it a "Twister Game," which apparently involves a massive, crin…