A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
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Lead Review · From: Carson
Pocket Lens Reveals the Kingdom's Hidden Architecture
Pete dismisses the MicroMini as a privacy invasion until an unsupervised midnight session shows him an alien spider face and rug constellations, convincing him the device is a royal surveying instrument.

My human, in a moment of what I can only assume was a complete misreading of my sophisticated interests, has acquired this "MicroMini Pocket Microscope." It's a tiny blue contraption, supposedly for "detailed examination." I fail to see how magnifying the imperfections of a sunbeam is a worthy pursuit. While the built-in LED flashlight offers a faint promis…

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Image of Carson MicroMini 20x Pocket Microscope, UV and LED Flashlight, Blue (MM-280B)
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
A worthy instrument for domain survey.
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