My human, in a moment of what I can only assume was a complete misreading of my sophisticated interests, has acquired this "MicroMini Pocket Microscope." It's a tiny blue contraption, supposedly for "detailed examination." I fail to see how magnifying the imperfections of a sunbeam is a worthy pursuit. While the built-in LED flashlight offers a faint promis…
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