My human’s offspring received this box of colorful plastic junk, which they call an “Electronics Exploration Kit.” From my vantage point on the sofa, it appears to be a needlessly complicated tray of snap-together bits and wires designed to create noises and minor annoyances. The staff seems to believe this will make the child “smarter,” a laughable notion.…
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