My human has acquired a box of twelve colorful plastic cylinders from the Crayola corporation, an entity known for producing tools for the lesser, more chaotic beings in a household. Ostensibly, these are "markers" intended for making garish marks on paper, a dreadfully dull affair. However, I cannot ignore their perfect, baton-like shape, which promises a …
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So, my human presented this "Crayola Color Wonder" contraption, ostensibly for the small, loud human that sometimes visits. It's a painting set, but …
My staff has presented me with a box of 40 plastic cylinders, ostensibly for the "creative expression" of the smaller, louder human. They come in an …
My human has acquired what appears to be a ridiculously large box of colorful plastic twigs. They come from "Crayola," a brand I associate with the t…
Ah, yes, another product from the Crayola institution, a brand synonymous with the sticky-fingered miniature humans. These appear to be colorful plas…