Pete's Expert Summary
My human, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, has presented me with an idol. This "Battle Cat-Man," as they call it, is a grotesque plastic homunculus, an affront to my kind. It purports to be a warrior version of a noble creature, yet it stands on two legs like a common servant. It is a small, flimsy thing, riddled with joints that I suspect would snap under the slightest pressure from a truly determined jaw. The appeal, I suppose, lies in the many small, detachable pieces of armor and the tiny "battle claws"—trifles clearly designed to be batted under the heaviest furniture and lost forever. The included "mini-comic" is merely a square of crinkly paper, far less interesting than the tissue paper it was likely wrapped in. This is not a tribute; it's a parody, and I am not certain it is worth the effort to destroy.
Key Features
- This Battle Cat-Man action figure is a thrilling crossover of the worlds of Masters of the Universe and ThunderCats, two iconic action figure brands from the 1980s. Battle Cat becomes a human warrior
- After the destruction of Thundera, Battle Cat-Man crashed on Third Eternia and now proudly protects his adopted home world
- This 5.5-inch scale toy figure has 16 movable joints for great battle poses and action moves and comes with battle claw accessories that fit over his wrist bracers. A mini-comic is included for story context
- Battle Cat-Man’s armor is adapted from his feline form and is removable. It includes a helmet, 2 wrist bracers, 2 shoulder armor pieces, a harness, 2 armor claws and “fur”-trimmed belt/skirt armor
- An included mini-comic illustrates the storyline that can ignite creative play and display across two worlds
- MOTU and ThunderCats fans 6 yeas and up will want to collect all the figures -- the gear and accessories are mostly modular, ready to switch, swap and share Each figure sold separately, subject to availability
A Tale from Pete the Cat
The ritual began with the usual nonsense. My human, making a series of low, guttural growls and high-pitched "pew-pew" sounds, was hunched over the polished surface of the Forbidden Plateau—the coffee table. My tail gave a single, irritated twitch. I rose from my velvet cushion, a silent gray shadow, and flowed to the edge of the sofa to observe the sacrilege. There it stood: a miniature monster, a mockery of feline perfection. It wore the sacred green and orange of the wild tiger, yet its form was twisted into that of an awkward, two-legged brute. Its plastic face was frozen in a silent, idiotic roar. I watched as my human fussed over it, attaching tiny, absurd gauntlets to its wrists and perching a helmet on its head that couldn't possibly offer the same sensory awareness as a good set of whiskers. They posed its limbs, bending its 16 articulated joints into what they presumably thought was a "battle stance." It looked less like a warrior and more like it was desperately trying to catch something it had dropped. The smell of cheap plastic and factory paint filled my sensitive nostrils, a stark contrast to the rich aroma of my recent salmon dinner. This was an intruder, a false god placed upon an altar in my domain. Once the human was satisfied with their creation, they departed, leaving the imposter to stand guard over a coaster and a remote control. Silence descended upon the room, broken only by the hum of the warming box in the corner. I leaped down, my paws making no sound on the rug. I circled the table, my white tuxedo front immaculate, my gaze analytical. This "Battle Cat-Man" was an insult. Its claws were molded plastic, blunt and useless. My own were retracted, needle-sharp instruments of precision. Its armor was a cheap imitation of a coat, while my own fur was a masterpiece of softness and thermal engineering. I reached a single, deliberate paw onto the table's surface. With a flick of my wrist, a movement of pure, economic grace, I tapped the figure on its oversized head. There was no grand struggle, no epic clash. It simply toppled over with a pathetic clatter, its modular armor pieces scattering across the wood. The tiny helmet rolled to the edge and dropped into the abyss below. I sniffed at the fallen warrior. It was nothing. A hollow shell. I selected one of its shoulder pauldrons as a trophy, hooked it with a claw, and flicked it under the sofa. My point was made. It was a passable distraction for a moment, but unworthy of a true hunter. I left the plastic corpse where it lay and returned to my cushion, superiority affirmed, to dream of things that were actually worth my time.
